Alberta Ferretti Wins Milan Opening Day Runway Battle Royale With K-Way & Iceberg Tie For Second

NEW YORK - EntSun -- So, let me dive in…Gucci comes out strong products that I can see buying for my mistress as they stand in the middle of the runway with their chest out.  But Gateway, K-Y, Y-Y what the "H" is this company name! K-Way… Thank You. K-Way and Iceberg comes out swinging, matching Gucci product for product. With N°21 and Alberta Ferretti getting caught in the middle of powerful combinations.  Outfits that kept spectators  focus on what models were wearing.  Shoes, Hats, Bags and Jewelry that added an extra layer of style and flavor.

But something happened that surprised everyone; Iceberg hit Gucci with these Gorgeous Handbags and Matching Shoes, powerful blows that dropped Gucci!  Gucci is down, Gucci is down.  Gucci had no answer for the handbags that iceberg threw at them. Handbags that made me think of the tree phrase: when a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? After seeing Gucci go down I have to say Yes, Yes, Yes!  Gucci is out cold on the runway, but the One Thumb Runway Ref isn't stopping the show to check on Gucci. No, not that ref, the one with the missing thumb!  Can we call him the handicap ref? Hey someone get me the book on political correctness, so I know what to call the ref with the missing thumb! Hey, forget it I'm just going to call him Handicap, hell maybe he can't hear either.

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OMG,   Iceberg is stepping over Gucci… That's not right. It's like watching your grandmother come out of the bathroom and her dress is stuck in her depends diaper, it's just not right!   Get up Gucci, Get Up! Is someone playing the eye of the tiger? As everybody looks around for Sylvester Stallone to walk down the runway Iceberg is in full view just waiting for N°21 to showcase their collection. Before they could do anything Iceberg hits them with two Mike Tyson type combinations that would make an elephant take a knee. Who knew Iceberg and K-Way would be so Runway Aggressive…

Standing backstage watching N°21 take a knee, Alberta Ferretti came out floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee to keep Iceberg and K-way off of them.  Looking for the right runway corner  to apply Muhammad Ali rope a dope, without them knowing, just going to wait until they product punch themselves out; as Dsquared2 Bum Rush the stage.

Seeing Gucci out cold on the runway Dsquared2 knew the Battle Royale was theirs to win. And as their models started down the runway, I thought a bunch of homeless people had gotten into the show. And no, I wasn't the only one thinking that… Dsquared2 models may have looked like they were homeless,  but their clothes was clean. And that's when all hell broke loose when a homeless looking Kiss took the runway.  People started reaching in their pockets, pulling out change and throwing it up on the runway.  I was waiting for someone to pull out a striper pole.  And for whatever reason Dsquared2 lost sight of Gucci laying there in the middle of the runway and went down hard.

You could see them trying to get up, but Iceberg and K-way wasn't hitting them like a girl! They started working together, hitting Dsquared2 with their Gorgeous Handbags. As they were beating up on Dsquared2 no one realized Alberta Ferretti had changed the runway into a circle as their models gracefully moved around all these brands. Using style and grace to make all these brands invisible.   And just as Dsquared2 was about to spring up from the runway Iceberg Bitch Slapped Them into tomorrow, with a Gorgeous Handbags out cold, Both Dsquared2?

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By the time Alberta Ferretti review walk came to an end Iceberg and K-way had become Spectators.   You could see them flipping a coin to see which one would take second place.  And as the first Milan Fashion Week Runway Battle Royale came to an end everyone was stunned to see Gucci be carried off the runway with Iceberg and K-Way trying to hide their creepy clown smiles. So yes, we can't wait for next year Milan Fashion Week Battle Royale.  So, 3 thumbs up to all the  brands. Hey, you can't count the handicap Ref with the missing thumb idiot!  Oops! Here's 2 Thumbs up…  Can someone please check on, Vogue!  Please see if they have Vogue tied up in the back!  These Fashion Websites Brands (Fashion Network, Kendam, and The Impression) are always bullying Vogue!

Final Comments
What a Barn Buner Evening of Fashion Choas and I am happy to report Gucci is awake and that a good sign. But I don't think we will have a one thumb Runway Ref next year. I think everyone felt the same way. Gucci should have been given a 30 seconds count, to recover (touch up their makeup, fix their hair take a few photos) before getting up swinging.  Because Iceberg One, Two Combination Handbag and Matching Shoes were devastating.  It made me wonder if I could sleep with a Porn Star and then run for President if I gave my wife and my mistress an Iceberg Handbag and matching shoes.  I really think I could getaway with it. I really do!  But we will never know.

What we do know;  it was a Barn Buner Fashion Runway Battle Royale Opening. And me and my team, how many people I have on my team, just me… What!  But my Team and I (wink, wink) look forward to the next Fashion Runway Battle Royale…

Created By: Charles | VCAM

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