Wholesale Changes Coming To New York Yankees After Red Sox Sweep 3 Games In The Bronx

BRONX, N.Y. - EntSun -- Brian Cashman is usually measured and under control while he performs his duties as general manager of the "Bronx Bombers". That all may have changed after last weekend's Detroit Tigers sweep of the visiting New York Yankees. The 3 back to back loses flooded the internet with #fireaaronboone, #firebriancashman, #firemichaelkaye posts. Fast forward to this weekend - the unthinkable happened, the Boston Red Sox swept 3 games in Yankees Stadium. The last time that happened was on June 5 - 7, 2011. After Sunday's 6-5 extra inning loss to the Red Sox on National TV (ESPN) Cashman was spotted trying to scale down the exterior wall of Yankee Stadium while holding an open container of beer. Cashman angrily denied trying to avoid the press, instead stated, "This is not what it may seem, this is part of my process, I'm training for a charity event".

This morning at 5am, a sober Brian Cashman in a cost cutting move named Jose Franco as his replacement as general manager. Aaron Boone and Michael Kaye have also been relieved of their duties. New York Yankees fans know little about the controversial Jose Franco, who in 2017 blamed Donald Trump of hacking his company's website. In 2018, José Franco unsuccessfully collected signature to run for US President. José does have over 43 years of baseball experience. In his book, "The Stories I Tell Myself" Mr. Franco writes, "Of the hundreds of baseball players I've trained, those who made it to the major leagues (Adam Ottavino, Harrison Bader, Pedro Beato, James Norwood) chose to have a proactive belief in themselves; While training these players, I learned self belief is a choice individuals can only make for themselves. In essence, what you believe in your heart is who you are and what you become".

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Brian Cashman met Jose Franco, during an interview (Jose Franco is currently writing former Major League Baseball relief pitcher Pedro Borbon Jr authorized biography). The night of the interview culminated with over 47 shots of tequila (each) and Brian Cashman promising Jose Franco, who happens to be a life long Yankees fan, access to run the Yankees if Cashman genuinely believed it was in the best interest of the team. So much so, Cashman sent Franco a video the following morning, after their night of heavy drinking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SP-ZC3Nlp9M